Sunday, December 17, 2006

Hi, I'm from Malaysia, but currently studying in Japan.

"OMG! You are so lucky! I like Jap girls, they are very cute!", "Japan? You get to see cute girls everyday, I'm jealous with you", "Japan? I like Japanese porn, they are very cute!"

These are the comments I get every time someone from another country knows that I'm currently in Japan. Almost everyone has been asking me for names of some cute actress, do I have a cute Jap gal as gf, the AV porns, and anything to do with that. Seriously, besides my parents and those living in Japan themselves, the rest of the questions always revolve around 'cute Jap gals'.

My reply is, Cute? yes! Alot! Trying To Be Cute or TTBC gals are all over Japan! The moment I see any of them, I tend to wanna vomit! According to my friend here in Japan, once Jap gals remove their makeup, they will scare the living hell out of you! How true is that? You find it out yourself.

"What do you mean no cute gals? I see plenty of them!"
Plenty yes, but its always on movies, magazines, dramas, newspaper, movies, magazines, dramas....well thats practically it. If you were to walk around Osaka blindfolded, chances are, you'll bang into either a:
a)Madman
b)Wall
c)TTBC gal
d)A moving vehicle
Now try taking off the blindfold off n walk around, you'll find that you'll see the same thing you'd bang onto blindfolded.
Those cute girls either have themselves locked at their rooms with servants buying all their needs, or bz with photo shoots at studios/tv stations.

"You didn't go out much thats why you didn't see any of them!"
Come on la! I've been to almost the entire Japan's must go places(safe for the southern region). I've even been to the reputed 'pretty gals' of Akita, nothing there also. As for the 'naked girl sushi shops', I've only heard it from my Japanese teacher while in KL, told it to my friends in Penang, and all of a sudden, sushis in Japan are served on top of naked girls....lol, talking about shooting canons!

"Where are the girls?! haiyo boolat.. keepin all for urself in ur ahem *collection*"
Ben, what photos are you talking about? You know that its illegal to take pictures of a stranger without asking permission 1st? If you are talking about porn pictures, yes, I used to have 1. Given to me & Shi Han by Randy during my GW holiday as a birthday present. Where is it now? I don't know. Randy was so tasteless to buy a porn book filled with 60 year old ah-mahs! Threw it away the next day. Since then, I'm not interested in buying any, but if you want it Ben, I'll gladly buy it for ya!(Must pay me back!)

As a conclusion, don't put too high of an expectation towards anything in Japan. I'm happy with my life now even if Japan isn't filled with kawaii gals. Truthfully speaking, I can't tahan TTBC ppl. I got a 60 year old Jap teacher who just acts like that, really feel like kicking her down the drain everytime she acts cute. Well, thats just me, maybe some of you like TTBC gals.

I actually wanted to post some pics, but wth, don't wanna create another wrong impression!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

lolss.. looks like u got jodoh with 60 yr old grannies. amah porn? hahahaha.

serious ar?

Jeremy Cheong said...

You weren't there that time mer? Almost everyone knew about it...bad taste, thats all I can say.

Kelly said...

having breakfast in the canteen everymorning,I can assure u,some really cannot look without their makeup..trust me

cl3m` said...

mayc din go tokyo during gw.

i get the same questions as you.

it's not illegal to take pictures of other people without permission but it's illegal to take and make a profit out of it :)

Anonymous said...

hey, it is not about places it is about what kind of activities u join !! like last summer i join volunteer camp i got to know alot superb Japanese !! Some speaks very fluent eng and on top of that they can speak many other languages too. And of course they are not those TTBC but there are Cute and tough !!

who say street no lenglui, dont be choosy :p Shibuya etc alot la

Jeremy Cheong said...

Boon! Why you always misunderstand 1? I'm not talking about their ability to speak in English or any other languages la. Furthermore, I wrote it clearly it in OSAKA not SHIBUYA lol...anyway, its with makeup, you really gotta see them without.
p.s. I'm not choosy about looks, character counts the most!(I've said that like 1000x dee)

Wanster said...

post pics la... i wanna see the real jap girls not those that they promo on tv wan... are they that kawaii anyway?

and oh, character without looks is bullshite. i'm sure those 50 year old aunties have good character after going thru so much in life, but why nobody marries them? it's the looks, i tell ya. applicable to PPHs too. :D