Tuesday, August 29, 2006

NEGARAKU!

Here I am blogging again! Come to think of it, exactly 1 year before, at this time,I was also blogging like mad. Maybe cos college is gonna start & I'm looking for some excuse to NOT do my 'already last minute but no mood to do' homeworks. In that case, its devils 2, angels 0.

Talking bout the 49th merdeka day. What has the country achieved till today?
-Longest buffet in the world
-2nd tallest building in the world
-3rd most unfriendliest city in the world(thanxs KL ppl!)
-Mahathir complaning non-stop
-Badawi keeping quiet
-"We still have the cheapest petrol in SEA"
-Malaysian Time
-Brain drain problem
-All the races living happily in the same housing area, just that Malays are in block 'dUn question My special NatiOnal rights', Chinese in block 'Money to Control them All' & Indians in block 'what about MIC?'
-Internet cencorship law under review!

What we could expect to see by 2020:
-The most expensive petrol in the whole SEA
-To have 10 person to witness a rape case in order for a person to be prosecuted
-Have 40 million citizens
-Where 30% of the profesionals will be in the US, UK, Aus, Euro etc
-A bigger rag so we could sweep all the problems inside it.....& hope no 1 notices
-The 4th PM who is also the 6th PM of M'sia
-Where 99% of the rakyat lives in 1st class infrastructure but with 3rd world toilets & rubbish everywhere
-No more TOTO, Magnum 4D, ZOUK, CHILLS, CASABLANCA, Fatty Loh Chicken Rice
-To have a non-Chinese Chief Minister in Penang
-Disneyland? In Johor?
-Tell your friend you got robbed and he/she says "Biasa la"
-INTERNET CENSORING! or apply for a yearly permit to publish your post from the goberman

Towards a BETTER MALAYSIA! Selamat Hari Merdeka!

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